We ask the age-old question: if a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound? In almost the same way, if something terrifying happens in the forest and we didn’t snap a photo of it, did it really happen? Plenty of horror stories have been told of the terror that takes place behind the usually thick vegetation, and not all the stories have even had the ability to be told.
#Deer man of the dark woods unmasked full
And they’re hiding a horrifying secret.Like much of our world, the woods are full of dark and horrifying mysteries. It’s just a fact!!!!Ī Cleaning Expert Explains the Best Way to Clean Cloth Face Masks After You Wear Them - Good Housekeepingģ5 Delicious Pantry Recipes That Use What's Already in Your Cabinets and Freezer - Good Housekeeping Oh, and if that’s not enough for you, Willie has also told that “human jute box” story before, so there is literally no way the Mallard isn’t him. AND AND AND: His first job was at a worm farm. On top of that, Willie has multiple books out about, like, hunting and whatnot, and yes, he even has a Christmas album.
So I got to experience the country, got to do a bunch of redfishing. We went up there and did some frog hunting and going around on the bayou. But I spent some time with my friend Willie up in Monroe-Willie Robertson (of Duck Dynasty) and all of his buddies are up there. In fact, Chris once told, “I had never been to New Orleans before. Although please note that a LOT of fans are very upset due to the fact that the Mallard is clearly a “wood duck” and not a “mallard,” but I digress.Īnyway, a bunch of the clues fit-including the “BFF Chris Pratt” mention, because yep, Chris and Willie are friends. Pretty much the entire Masked Singer fan base is in agreement that the Mallard is Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty. Mallard says he considers Luke Bryan family and that years prior, Luke asked Mallard to get on stage and sing “Play Something Country” but he didn’t know the words. Rose to fame thanks to a famous family-then there’s a close-up of a key? An L wrench? Mallard’s wife has been at all of his performances.
Proposed to his wife on a moonlight hike. He met his wife in fourth grade and says it was love at first sight. There’s some reference to putting a quarter in the Mallard’s armpit to make him sing, which has upset me deeply. We’re informed that the Mallard “found the human jute box on a school bus.” We see a sign that says “The Mallard…He Ain’t No Quack!” One of the Mallard’s first businesses was selling…worms. We see a women’s leather shoe (does the Mallard have a foot/flipper fetish, I’m scared). The Mallard tells us that he grew up “always hustling.” We see a stage coach and an old-timey town. The Mallard is “living the high life” and claims to have a best-selling book and platinum album. You can watch them below, but if that’s simply too much to ask (understandable), here’s what we learned:
Thus far, The Masked Singer has inflicted only two Mallard clue packages upon us, which is probably for the best. And his bedazzled double-breasted blazer, because this Mallard is nothing if not stylish. But if this quacking gentleman bird should return for another episode, it’s only right that we spend a minute figuring out what celebrity is lurking underneath his feathers. The Mallard most recently performed on Wednesday, November 3rd’s episode of The Masked Singer, with another performance set for tonight -for what I can only pray will be the last time. In a sign that the apocalypse is surely impending, something called the Mallard has taken up residence on The Masked Singer season 6, and it basically looks like Timothée Chalamet in the new Willy Wonka origin story, only a duck. Things I never thought I’d have to endure in my lifetime: watching a giant duck with a human trapped inside it wear a top hat and sing “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.” Yet here we are.
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